Wednesday, June 28, 2023


 TO PLAY BEFORE THE KING AND QUEEN


By Peter Vuono


     It is the 4th of July and happy birthday to America. It's also the birthday of a favorite entertainer to this author , Solly Violinsky who was born in Kiev in 1885. This author is sure that the reader has never heard of Solly or ever will. So one would wonder as to why he should be written about. A good question indeed.

    Violinsky, who was born Sol Ginsberg was a member of a fraternal order of entertainers called The Friars. It still consists of the most notable names in show business. According to comedian/historian Joey Adams, Violinsky was a composer, comedian, violinist, pianist, wit and without a doubt the most unforgetable person that he(Adams) could remember in Friar  history. This says a great deal when Adams knew  Milton Berle, George Burns, Jack Benny and the Marx Brothers.

     In 1910, Violinsky was on tour in London. When he heard that King George V and Queen Mary would be in a procession in front of Solly's hotel he waited. At the exact moment of passage, Solly flung open the shutters and began to play the violin. The next day, he took up ads in the London paper exclaiming, "Solly Violinsky has played before the King and Queen".

   Back in New York, the great Rocky Marciano was getting honored by the Friars. Naturally, the Great Violinsky approached the Champ. "I'm a bit of a champion myself", said Solly. Attempting to act interested, Rocky said, "Oh, really?" "Yes," said Sol, "I'm a champ at getting laid off. I've been laid off under 4 presidents for everything except cinema, but give me time, I'll add that too!".

   Solly was so talented that he was able to play the violin AND piano at the same time. However he once stated that his violin spent so much time in the pawn shop that"The pawn broker plays it better than I do!".

   Irving Berlin, who wrote "God Bless America", started an organization known as the ASCAP- the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers. A gold pin was given to all successful composers (Violinsky being one of them) and told to pin it to their overcoats. Violinsky wrote to the ASCAP saying, "Thank you for the pin ;I'm thrilled. However I don't own an overcoat- please advise".

   Solly died on May 5, 1963. He lived with his niece and has an extremely modest grave in Johnson City NY. He suffered a lengthy illness and his obituary listed NO calling hours at the funeral home. It appeared that he died without a dollar or an audience. However for those who listen, his life left a message that still rings true. He was not a well known name but he was the best at what he did WITHOUT the vulgarity and crassitude that we see so often in the entertainment world and everywhere else.

   It seems that there is very little today that was as substantive as it was in Sol Ginsberg's day.  It seems that both America and the rest of the world is seeing more evil, more violence, more vulgarity and a slow dissipating of I.Q's and everything that is good including manners, etiquette, kindness, service to others and the way we teach and raise children. This author hasn't gone to a comedy show in decades because comedians use more expletives than was heard in the movie "Scarface". However the wit and wholesome entertainment of those like Solly Violinsky shows us that we can do better if we take a few steps backward. We can improve with all the aforementioned virtues and take a superior past and make it the present

  If it was practiced by more of us ,  one would think that the feeling of the giver and recipient would be not unlike,  "Playing Before the King and Queen" 

Sunday, June 25, 2023

 "I'LL GIVE YOU A DAISY A DAY DEAR"

Title by Justin Strunk

Story by Peter Vuono- Dedicated to my

dear friend Daisy Vuono age 15.


   Many months ago, I wrote a short story called " He's Not Gonna Ask Ya, 'How Much Ya Bench?'" The gist of it was that personal achievements in life are not really going to pave the way to salvation. Rather it's servitude toward others that really counts. However, like so many others, I keep falling from grace. I often don't practice what I preach.

  In a moment of silence, I was contemplating some of the trophies I had upon the wall. I marveled that in 2008 I, at age 55, deadlifted 500lbs. As time went by, these moments of glory waned. At age 64, it descended to 425 and at 65, all the way to 401 and at 70, 300!!. Are you kidding? I've got friends that can curl this much!!! I asked my doctor as to why this was happening when my total testosterone levels check higher now at 70 than they did back then. She told me that every fiber of my body, whether I knew it or not was undergoing fibrosis or arthritis if you will. I pondered this and sulked.

And then I looked over at my pal Daisy sitting next to me. Daisy is 15, She's had 9 cancer operations. She's undergoing chemo therapy for another tumor and also has heart problems. Yet, she does nothing but spread love, companionship and loyalty. It is she and not I living her life the way God intended. Is it any wonder why Walt Whitman wrote so endearingly about animals in "Leaves of Grass"? "I think I could turn and live with animals they are so placid and self contained. I stand and look


at them long and long."

   Daisy reminds me of what I wrote months ago. She keeps me grounded and  humble in that God has chosen this little creature to help show me and others The Way. Charles Yu once said that" If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the person I am". How right he was, for me, for you and for all  eternity.


"I'll give you a daisy a day dear. I'll give you a daisy a day. I'll love you until the rivers run still and the 4 winds we know blow away"-- Judd Strunk